[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Poetry.RAR

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2009-06-10 16:23:23

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[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Poetry

[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Poetry.ReligiousWar

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RAR Poems tend to be cheesy. These aren't... but that doesn't mean they're nice.

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poetry

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
No one loves you
Get over it.

Roses are Red
Violets are Purple
Some wise man once said
Nothing rhymes with Purple.
He was right.

Roses are Red
Especially when
You kill someone near them

And the blood goes everywhere

Then the Roses are REALLY Red
And you never get invited to parties again...
Ever.

Roses are Red
Roses Are red
Roses are red
Roses Are Red

Roses come
In more colors
Than just red.
But no one
Seems to
Know that.

Poets need to
Get a
Floral Guide.

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Daisies are White
This poem is
AMERICAN

Take that Canada.

[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.Poetry.ReligiousWar

2010-12-05 Annie: Lol, this made me laugh, especially the American one. :P

2010-12-07 Tyr Zalo Hawk: This really is my favorite collection of joke poems that I've done over the years. I sat down in one of those moods, you know? And I just wrote all of these in about 5 minutes. Twas much fun, and yes, the American one is amazing.