[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.The Tyr Files.RTQ.Family.Sarah

Tyr: Aww... that almost looks like a real baby.
Sarah: That's Anna.
Tyr: Oh... wow.

Sarah: You never stay still, not even when you're sick.
Tyr: Well, when I'm REALLY sick... I still don't stay still.

Tyr: I’m gonna die… here on the floor.
Sarah: No, you can’t die.
Tyr: I know, but I can’t help it. And I’m gonna die… So then you can take my body, and turn me into a vampire.
Sarah: How?
Tyr: I dunno. You get my body once I’m dead, and then spend months or years of your life researching and perfecting your laugh until you turn me into a vampire. And then it’ll all be cool.
Sarah: Ok, we just need to get you out of there alive first.
Tyr: Sarah… I ummm… were you even listening?

Sarah: I probably wouldn’t know Jason if it weren’t for you.
Tyr: Ya, I probably wouldn’t either.

Sarah: Did I just see you looking up at something?
Tyr: No, I only ever look down at things.
Sarah: Good.

Sarah: Look! A parrot!
Tyr: A carrot? Oh no… it’s just a parrot.
Sarah: You thought I said carrot?
Tyr: Ya. I was like ‘Carrot? Yay! Parrot? Aww...’
Sarah: You’re the only person would who say that (mocking) Oh darn… it’s not a carrot.

Tyr: Puttin’ on the Ritz!
Sarah squeezes Tyr.
Tyr: Okay! Tyr is not puttin’ on the Ritz, he is taking them off
Sarah squeezes Tyr again.
Tyr: Ack! Nevermind! Tyr isn’t doing anything to the Ritz… he is leaving them alone.

Sarah puffs up her cheeks
Tyr puffs up his and looks intimidating.
Sarah begins laughing like she’s crazy.
Tyr: What? I thought we were having a gurbul (gerbil) war.

Sarah: Your hand can move
Tyr: No, my fingers can move, my arm just got lucky.

Tyr: You’re pretty, even with your hair up
Sarah: Well, it’s gonna stay up until I get a shower later.
Tyr: Why til then?
Sarah: I can take it down now if you want.
Tyr: Well… Yaaa! <.<

Sarah Don’t die
Tyr sniffs
Sarah: I said don’t die!

Tyr, holding a knife,
Tyr: I’m gonna stick this in an electric socket
Sarah takes knife away
Sarah: No, please don’t do that
Tyr: You’re right. I should use a fork
Sarah: My sister once tried to do that
Tyr: Yeah, most kids do. But I didn’t. I had an electric fence.

Sarah: I kinda dropped the Kleenex.
Tyr: Sweetie, you threw them.

Sarah: Yay! I Win!
Tyr: Since when?
Sarah: That’s the rule.
Tyr: What? When did we make up that rule?
Sarah: I did, just now. Every time I get terribly confused, I win!

Tyr: Yes.
Sarah: Indeed.
Tyr: Maybe.
Sarah: Possibly.
Tyr: No.
Sarah: Yes.
Tyr: No, why would it be?
Sarah: Yes, why wouldn’t it be?
Tyr: I asked first.
Sarah: Because you obviously just said that.
Tyr: No, I didn’t. I said this.
Sarah: But that meant that you said this point.
Tyr: No, it obviously implied this point.
Sarah: Implication isn’t the same as outright saying it.
Tyr: But it was so obviously implied that I might as well have been saying it outright.
Sarah: I don’t think so.
Tyr: Oh, I KNOW so.

Sarah: What do you do when you’re not frustrated with Minesweeper?
Tyr: Sarah, that never happens. You’re talking about hypothetical situations there. And we do NOT talk about things like that in this Dormhold.

Sarah: Ribs... don't bend that way...
Tyr: They do now!

Tyr is reading from The RTQ page...
Sarah: You should eat a sandwich...

Sarah: Ok, you yell at Minesweeper and I’ll yell at MSN, sound good?
Tyr: Mmhmm. Together we’ll finally achieve our goal of hating EVERYTHING inanimate.

Tyr: Wake me when it's morning.
Sarah: Technically or when you have to get up?

Sarah: Mmm.. that pudding cake was good. Chocolate with Chocolate...
Tyr: Well, that only proves that you're a woman.

Tyr: Oui.
Sarah: You just spoke French!
Tyr: I did not, I just said wii. It’s a type of gaming system… or the plural of us.

Tyr: Also, dearest, I'm afraid that I'm terribly tired. I haven't slept well the past two nights, and I have to throw tables at passing cars tomorrow.
Sarah: You have to what?
Tyr: You know, haul office equipment to the bridge and throw it at passing traffic for National Haul Office Equipment To The Bridge And Throw It At Passing Traffic Day. Isn't that tomorrow?
Sarah: I'm not sure... I could've sworn it was August's only holiday... but maybe I'm off on the date
Tyr: Oh... right... right... wrong country. And actually, August 20th is the Moon's Birthday... which is a Holiday to Tyr.