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[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.The Tyr Files.RTQ.Fami
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Keith: 2%! For The Hoarde!
Keith: (singing rather horribly on purpose) Eehhhhhhh stiiiiiiiiiiii
Tyr: That was so horrible, my lungs just exploded.
Keith: Where're you goin?
Tyr: Well, I have to go to church eventually.
Keith: What about niggers?
Tyr: Look, Charlie, I'm not forcing you to do anything. You can either play the song, or die. It's your choice.
Keith: (in his best power voice) WELL, THAT'S AN EASY CHOICE FOR US, ARCADIAN!
Keith: If I can shoot a gun sideways I can surely dodge it sideways too. CUCKAAH!
Keith: (Impersonating George Bush) Here… have a Funyon. Vote for Bush.
Keith: Oh... nigger.
Tyr: What're we oh niggering about now?
Keith: I don't know. But we are oh niggering.
Keith: The external size of my brain has increased, so I can understand more now.
Tyr is listening to Kiss From A Rose by Seal...
Keith: Good song, good song... BABY!!!... That's all I know of that song.
Tyr is watching this girl screaming loudly...
Tyr: Man, she was so stupid... I almost screamed myself.
Keith: There's a Vysine for that.
Keith: I'm not racist, I just hate niggers.
Keith: Huh, That's pretty sweet... if you like gay things.
Hunting a Rajang on MHF2 who just shot a lightning beam from his mouth...
Keith: That thing needs Tums.
Tyr: I think that’s a bit worse than Tums can handle.
Keith: Nah… it needs Tums.
Keith: So, wanna do a Khezu?
Tyr: Keith, I said I don’t care what we hunt. You pick.
Keith: Then I choose you, Pikachu.
Keith: No one worry about Keith. I’ll just sit here. Alone, in the dark.
Keith: Rave, son. Rave. Let’s go play with a pro hobo.
Keith: Hey Tyr, wanna help me find the movie? (in a higher voice) No Keith, you’re just a nigger.
Keith: *high voice* Hey Karen, let’s just keep on ignoring Keith, he’s got no life. Maybe he’ll go kill himself eventually, and maybe he’ll take out the pentagon with him.
Keith: Sweet, thanks for helping me find my movie, you jackass.
Keith: Maybe if I had four arms I’d be willing to die.. or two feet…
Keith: Hey, you hear about this kid named Keith? No one loves him.
Tyr: Keith, are you happy with Sage bouncing on that
Keith: I don’t give a fu- He looks up QUIT BOUNCING ON THAT!
Keith: I knew there was a good reason to keep you on my email.
Tyr: Keith, we ended up using mine anyw-
Keith: No, I sensed it in my bones.
Keith: Damnit Tyr, you have so many quotes, and not enough paper.
Tyr: That’s why I use the internet, it has lots of paper.
(Last Samurai) Tom Cruise: … their bodies mutilated...
Keith: Sweet… it turns me on…