[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.The Tyr Files.RTQ.Family.Those Other People

Dad: We actually have a ninja who lives in this house.
Tyr: Really?
Dad: Ya, know how you can tell?
Tyr: *expecting some cheesy answer* No, not really, how?
Dad: You never see him.
Tyr: *laughs, then stops suddenly* Oh my god... I think that Keith might actually have a ninja squirrel army.

Tyr: Mom, you're a recluse. That's why you don't know anyone.
Mom: Ya, and I'd be more of a recluse if everyone'd leave me alone!

Shane: Tyr, I've gotta tell you. You're a teenager.
Tyr: Got any proof?
Shane: Ya. You're a rude... obnoxious... teenager.
Tyr: Excuse me? Did I just hear a short guy askin' for a whoopin'?

Gpa: Pretty soon you’ll be a post-teen.
Tyr: So, does that mean I’ll get PTSD? Post-Teen Stress Disorder? No, wait, they call that a Mid-Life Crisis.

Dad: Now, I just wanted to say that.. well... that I'm proud, and well, we all know that pride isn't real because it's a sin and all... and so I'd never actually do that but... if there was such a thing as pride... then I'd be proud of you.