[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.The Tyr Files.RTQ.Everyone Else.Emma

Tyr: They call me "The Black Adonis"
Emma: Why do they call you that? o_O
Tyr: Because I'm the best looking black guy on the planet.

Emma: BAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tyr: A JUMBUCK!
*jumps up and grabs you with glee*
Emma: *is highly confused*
Tyr: *sings as I shove that Jumbuck in me tucker-bag*
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me!

Emma: Msn doth sucketh the peen
For Msn is being mean.
Will msn be nice and kind?
Or will we kick its huge behind?
Msn, I hate you so...
Where did all my convos go?
So while I write this little rhyme...
MSN YOU'RE WASTING TIME!!

Tyr: Cause Emma's conceited 
Emma: Uhuh. I'm the best damn thing that happened to this planet and people should bow at my feet.
Tyr: Except for the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Emma: That... is scary

Emma: Tyr... guess what... I'm in the future.

Emma:Why?
Tyr: <.<... no reason... *snaps innocently, since I can't whistle*

Emma: Random piercing encrusted guy on the bus touched my leg in a non-accidental manner... *shudder*... I didn't like it... slapped him and ran off of the bus.
I was not pleased.
Tyr: I can imagine not.
Last time that happened to me, I got arrested.
APPARENTLY decapatating people is still against the law in Alabama...
Stupid laws...
Always keeping me down...
What with their... order... and... regulationy powers...

Tyr: No Assembly Required! AAA batteries not included!
Emma: I need batteries?
Tyr: Of course not.
And they're not included because of that.
*genius*

Emma:I shall not rise to it!
Unless you stick me in an oven...
Then I might...
I'm like bread.
Tyr: I think you'd get lost on your way up 
Emmz: Oh my gosh! Which way am I supposed to rise?!
Muffin A: HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!
Emma: Why would I get lost on my way up? XD And since when do I say gosh? XD I'd be more likely to say: 'Christ on a bicycle'.

Emma: Maybeee. 
What sorta divider are we wanting... O.o
Tyr: Something... elegant... yet awesome. Something that reflects the Emma, yet isn't huge...
Take that the wrong way and I swear I'll stab a baby <.<

Emma: Volcano is on.
Tyr: DRAT! I can't believe I left the Volcano on AGAIN!

Emma: Hehehe. WOO! Me up there again. You may need more Emma on this page.
Tyr: XP Just may-be.
Emma: Seriously... I mean it's just not as awesome when it lacks appropriate amounts of Emma. XD

Emma: As were the jelly babies... mmm... 20 calories of love in each and every one XD
Tyr: You sound so fat right there 
Emma: I was eating chocolatey sweets too.. 35 calories of love 
Tyr: Shhh <.< people will know their calorie consumption if you keep this up!