[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.The Tyr Files.RTQ.Friends.Karen

Karen: This is a serious inquiry that has no value whatsoever because people aren’t chocolate.

Karen: Alright, well i'm not going to try to drag things out of you without a sturdy team of horses
And since... omg i had an awesome thought
Wow, that's actually morbid
But wouldn't it be... no, it'd be creepy, but i wanna attach ropes to limbs and have someone rip apart, but have candy come out! instead... of... guts..

Karen: Why do I have to go to the bathroom again?
Tyr: Maybe you didn't do it right the first time.

Karen: Though I am getting rather hungry =/
-looks down- shut up tummy.
Tyr: That's because you're dying of brain

Karen: Tyr, in all seriousness... I'm very sorry I got you pregnant.
Tyr: So am I, Karen... So am I...

Karen: You know, I can’t believe I have so much clothing on.

Karen: What're you up to?
Tyr: Just sitting here with Felix.
Karen: Poke him.
Tyr: *pokes teh Felix*
Felix: Damnit!
Tyr: He said 'damnit.'
Karen: Oooh... He's like a grumpy Pillsbury Doughboy.

Tyr: *nose rapes you*
Karen: 0_0
-sneezes-
Tyr: OH YES!
A Sneeze!
That's totally like a nose sex orgasm, you know <.<