[Tyr Zalo Hawk]: 712.The Tyr Files.RTQ.Friends.Mr E

Mr. E: Now it's just simple algebra. You take the log of 8.0x10^4 PLUS the log of this to the that... I can't believe I just said that.

Mr. E: So, let's all just do the problem, and then we'll see if 2 or more of us get the same answer.
Nate: Ha, just two?
Mr. E: Hey, aim high.

Maria: Ugh! This is so hard!
Mr. E: No, it's not! It's just an earthquake!

Tyr: Hey E, I figured out why women live longer than men.
Mr. E: Really...?
Tyr: Ya, it's because they age differently. You see, men age normally like: 1, 2, 3, 4 etc... 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25... etc, 97, 98, dead. sort of thing. But women age more like: 1, 2, 3, 4, etc, 18, 19, 20, 21, 21, 21, 22, 23, 18, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 18... 67, 90, 32, dead.

Tyr: E... I've been having a bad day, so please don't give me any crap today.
Mr. E: Tyr, this is my classroom, *sets down a plate of dried bear poop next to Tyr* and I can give shit to anyone I want to.

In Physics, Mr. E. has just finished giving, what is quite possibly, the shortest speech of his career...
Mr. E: And, that's all.
Tyr: That's it? Really?
Mr. E: Yup.
Nate starts to clap, and soon the entire class (a grand total of 7 people) is cheering and applauding. The noise level begins to drop...
Tyr: Go E!
Mr. E: So...
Tyr: I want your babies!
Mr. E loses the ability to speak for the next three minutes...